Up Periscope – Written By Drake Bell, Michael Corcoran & CJ Abraham

Captain on the deck
Captain on the deck
Hello crew this is Admiral Abraham
I think you know this is gonna be a fine cruise today
We’re gonna see a few sea cucumbers maybe a couple of sea monkies some starfish hopefully a humback whale or two
Drake Bell please report to the captain’s ready room
See what you can do to avoid those jellyfish (sea horses not sea monkies)
Drake Bell please report to the captain’s ready room (prepare to satellite)
Down periscope (breaker depth uh 150 feet)

If I could have a single wish
I’d only wish to never miss it
When you wake up and smile
It makes me happy when you steal a little kiss
Before you wake me up to listen to the news for a while (surface surface)

And when you’re creeping out of bed
I sneak a peek to see just what
You were wearing last night
Or what was left over from ripping off your clothes
I check to see the door was closed
As you were turning out the lights

Whoever said romance was over
Roll over
So I can show you
Don’t you want me to be
The captain of your submarine

Up periscope
(Up periscope)
That’s what I say
That’s just my way
Of saying that I love you

My life is like a bowl of cherries
Not so very ordinary overflowing with love
And I could never want for more unless
Our two becomes a four or maybe three
And if we practiced it enough
(That means)

Whoever said romance was over (I never said it no I don’t regret it)
Roll over
So I can show you
Don’t you want me to be
The captain of your submarine

Up periscope
(Up periscope)
That’s what I say
That’s just my way
Of saying that I love you

Well now I know that life is hard
I know that love can break your heart
That’s just the way that it is
Well baby that’s a load of smack
And don’t you know I’ve got your back

And what’s important is the way that we live
And like that way you like this song
Because it makes you hum along
And tap your foot to the beat
Well that’s the way you make me feel
When we’re doing it for real
I can feel it from my head to my feet

Whoever said romance was over
Roll over
So I can give you one more chance to believe
And hopefully see
That I still want you
Don’t you want me to be
The captain of your submarine

Up periscope (periscope)
That’s what I say
That’s just my way of saying that I love you
I love you